好玩的英语段子
著名的Knock Knock Jokes
-Knock, knock.
-Who’s there?-
Canoe.
-Canoe who?
-Canoe (can you)help me with my homework?
-Knock, knock-
Who’s there?
-Merry
.-Merry who?
-Merry Christmas!
-Knock, knock.
-Who’s there?
-Orange.
-Orange who?
-Orangeyou( Aren't you) going to let me in?
-Knock, knock.
-Who’s there?
-Anee.
-Anee,who?
-Anee one ( anyone ) you like!
-Knock, knock
-Who’s there?
-Iva.
-Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
-Knock, knock.
-Who’s there?
-Dozen.
-Dozen who?
-Dozen (Doesn't) anybody want to let me in?
-Knock, knock.
-Who’s there?
-Needle
.-Needle who?
-Needle(need a ) little money for the movies.
Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato.The baby tomato is lagging behind the poppa and momma tomato. The poppa tomato gets mad, goes over to the momma tomato and stamps on him, and says:catch up.
——————————from Pulp Fiction
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