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著名的Knock Knock Jokes
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-Who’s there?-
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-Canoe (can you)help me with my homework?. e) _# q+ }4 R3 o" L+ {, h# \2 k
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Who’s there?$ ^6 X7 k8 n1 D! j7 R+ d
-Merry& X; V, z, Z7 g# m) Q. j( r! s
.-Merry who?7 i8 [( s; g3 `) G
-Merry Christmas!: a+ Y# Y) O8 f- \
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-Knock, knock.
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-Orange.
- U: _( |' ^- c: q, c% z4 A-Orange who?
A j/ Z* t+ J: L$ ?-Orange you ( Aren't you) going to let me in?
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-Anee.. `* R2 P5 k# D' n% G8 _! `
-Anee,who?
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-Knock, knock
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-Iva who?
. l2 s4 P) n/ P) f9 Y( Y. qI’ve a sore hand from knocking!
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% Z7 x( ^, p" g0 ^5 \% [3 s-Knock, knock.
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% w# G7 t+ k" c& J7 P1 O8 N" U-Dozen.
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-Dozen (Doesn't) anybody want to let me in?: `( O/ _9 c; \1 E* E* X6 d5 R9 l1 e& O
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-Needle% Z5 B5 h n. [( C- U0 u% z3 M
.-Needle who?. l+ b1 ~0 Q/ F
-Needle (need a ) little money for the movies.
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4 Y* B9 N5 ], H7 F% b! Q3 ~. H- ~Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. The baby tomato is lagging behind the poppa and momma tomato. The poppa tomato gets mad, goes over to the momma tomato and stamps on him, and says: catch up.
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