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附How the Grinch Stole Christmas!全文,有配图当然更有趣,可惜文件太大,只好贴上文字only:8 I' H3 S+ i+ B6 ]( i
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Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot
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The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!- `) H- F% A" e
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.8 F% i: m9 \. U
; ?7 s. @) {. m' Y$ QIt could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
! O3 [5 \6 D; Y v- d5 E4 g/ GIt could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
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But I think that the most likely reason of all* ] z: i; j! {* J- A
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.# e0 z9 O4 w f+ e% o+ }& P0 [
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But, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes,
2 b+ l$ d' x. F) D. C5 @He stood there on Christmas Eve hating the Whos,% Z, b e" Y- x" j
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Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown
( e0 _* A: w8 z- N5 O" s! iAt the warm lighted windows below in their town,6 b2 T8 X) n+ e; d& q$ @
% M+ U0 [7 G' a0 l( O" bFor he knew every Who down in Whoville beneath5 a! Q0 T2 \3 y1 L6 X+ E* S4 s; {
Was busy now hanging a hollywho wreath.
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6 X/ s- g0 v) i% ?5 s7 `* C( ?"And they're hanging their stockings," he snarled with a sneer.
. l2 W# t. V8 l"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"% d' E! u' S) x, t8 d
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Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,0 u2 P; w' {$ T6 g/ U/ D" g
"I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming!
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For, tomorrow, I know all the Who girls and boys
& O! r. p3 m5 \+ E/ Q( CWill wake bright and early. They'll rush for their toys!7 ^1 i6 k7 d8 d' t! ?# ?- `0 j
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And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
+ V7 r" a# A$ H2 B, s% x; JThere's one thing I hate! All the NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
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And they'll shriek squeaks and squeals, racing 'round on their wheels.
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They'll blow their floofloovers. They'll bang their tartookas.# a% I7 O/ B. F3 @* Z
They'll blow their whohoopers. They'll bang their gardookas.
H" _ U0 O# P1 L' @They'll spin their trumtookas. They'll slam their slooslunkas.
5 `+ D0 ~8 K9 A# |) S4 PThey'll beat their blumbloopas. They'll wham their whowonkas.* ]6 W7 I/ U4 R8 O# d" j% g9 i0 w
And they'll play noisy games like zoozittacarzay,
3 k5 l9 Q1 x1 ?9 XA roller-skate type of lacrosse and croquet!
) @% O, s% m3 {And then they'll make ear-splitting noises galooks
; Q, T: t( j' P4 wOn their great big electro whocarnio flooks!
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8 E+ h- `# l: f; e: i2 C: sThen the Whos, young and old, will sit down to a feast.1 r5 o% s' F5 m% Y
And they'll feast! And they'll feast! And they'll FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
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They'll feast on Who pudding, and rare Who roast beast,4 d) @( _6 f+ D% |& ~( D/ e
Raw roast beast is a feast I can't stand in the least!* [: L+ M% U! B$ G3 k
& B. G$ q0 p8 z) O" d! l& `8 WAnd then they'll do something I hate most of all!
4 }$ r6 F9 o" _/ YEvery Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,3 p6 k& a; J7 A9 X
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They'll stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.4 ?9 H8 {( H3 {7 s1 r
They'll stand hand-in-hand, and those Whos will start singing!"
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: ?2 Y9 J+ n4 F- U( s. C* ~Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays5 {5 Z: {# ?5 l8 _
Welcome Christmas! Come this way; d! j: O0 x2 z7 l$ B
Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays4 z$ y) S3 z8 y3 p
Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day- _# {1 e7 j2 |- o& O
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Welcome, welcome, fahoo ramus6 ^1 y# ^4 H3 F" Y
Welcome, welcome, dahoo damus
5 S ]5 C4 \& j, Y0 d1 [ N9 J' NChristmas Day is in our grasp* l. q8 f% \* A& B$ `9 d- T
So long as we have hands to clasp
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Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays...0 a- m* P# U1 i, a" U( q
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* e/ o. @, y% U( K- e% c( }. t"And they'll sing! And they'll sing! And they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!"/ V8 u7 G$ A& d) K8 K' w0 w
And the more the Grinch thought of this Who Christmas Sing, {- U- P9 {* u
The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
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. i' [1 [" j% X. M2 h' R+ L. JWhy for fifty-three years I've put up with it now!
) U' w% U6 r) c4 x9 `$ o( K( X* OI must stop Christmas from coming! But how?"* x4 D, v$ w/ y( l' J! F
6 j) a& p" u- _& w% ?Then he got an idea! An awful idea!* E+ e5 J1 ~* v7 d
The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea!; v: }/ M- V1 u8 C/ }
p4 _( G! R* _4 R"I know just what to do!" The Grinch laughed in his throat.
4 Z3 X5 s# f4 P( k( \"I'll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat."9 v4 a, c, F. N5 a
; r1 _0 s# j- yAnd he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great grinchy trick!
; J" e+ Z5 K- u' }) w+ n* xWith this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!"
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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.2 l5 ? @4 O/ U! @9 g; c! l% y
You're as cuddly as a cactus. You're as charming as an eel.
9 L! S* D6 O) u9 Y S( g3 H; DMr. Grinch! You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
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( a% [& D$ |+ \$ z' [You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole.4 K! A; ^/ r5 b' Y) r y* c
Your brain is full of spiders. You've got garlic in your soul.1 T7 C- M7 V, G B* a
Mr. Grinch! I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
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"All I need is a reindeer." The Grinch looked around.
) C- G7 i! S; sBut since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
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Did that stop the Grinch? Hah! The Grinch simply said,
: d/ O" m M2 I1 F4 e5 B) f( W"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
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- g% p7 r0 _2 J0 ~& mSo he took his dog Max, and he took some black thread.2 y; B" m: J: T, Q2 ~ O7 o
And he tied a big horn on top of his head.
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Then he loaded some bags and some old empty sacks
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Then the Grinch said "Giddyap!" and the sleigh started down
# s9 U1 e1 S6 v3 E" K0 T+ p( dToward the homes where the Whos lay a-snooze in their town.; \2 n/ b! [* ~6 f Q$ s/ p9 l
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All their windows were dark. No one knew he was there.
& E/ t) Q9 G' B! PAll the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care& u7 t! G0 U% i
When he came to the first little house of the square./ B% x/ {8 F. b0 e/ ?
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"This is stop number one," the old Grinchy Claus hissed,! G/ r5 M8 }* k4 [0 M5 V
As he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
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Then he slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch.
9 ^7 S) Z) o" `! lBut if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
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+ v* @: m; Q4 ^He got stuck only once, for a minute or two.# x( Y/ R, B& Y+ t0 i% c" w
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue y# p( N8 X1 s+ v4 B5 R" `6 k2 n
& [6 @; E0 Y. [, ~Where the little Who stockings hung all in a row.
) B; d+ s: s( G; N* M' v* ~# b"These stockings," he grinched, "are the first things to go!"
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Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,9 C N7 m, ?# _; b
Around the whole room, and he took every present!
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" q3 @! K8 c: [, \ G% J2 XPop guns, pampoogas, pantookas, and drums!6 S2 d/ B; v6 v- u0 u y" ^: v3 m l
Checkerboards, bizilbigs, popcorn, and plums!
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2 o3 W# b" W# z4 o" T, [6 ~8 r# qAnd he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly,2 C/ F$ n( q3 ~7 H c) ], p
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney.8 ]' p. ]' d4 V# D9 N
4 O+ u `+ c. W6 z( VYou're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile.
# U* q! Q7 ]5 M3 VYou have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.5 o; a0 R! e8 T* s6 r8 U
Mr. Grinch! Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
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c$ m% z d. z1 F# uYou're a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You're the king of sinful sots., T9 Y3 ], {* I. y
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots.( `. L! z) S- w9 H- o5 Y
Mr. Grinch! You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
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+ j: \. t# }; M; GThen he slunk to the icebox. He took the Whos' feast!
' w( @( \- m6 ]$ G- ?He took the Who pudding! He took the roast beast!1 K5 w# }. b* Z. z
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He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.
7 }4 x) ?$ V$ X; e6 T2 `) ?7 \Why, that Grinch even took the last can of Who hash!
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Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee./ P% c( D; ], B! \# w
"Now," grinned the Grinch, "I will stuff up the tree!"
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As the Grinch took the tree, as he started to shove,, R& W' F6 M0 I' h
He heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.$ Z+ t! |" b% x1 V6 `
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He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!
& K: E# A& T6 J6 j+ L$ ~; ]# ?4 uLittle Cindy-Lou Who, who was no more than two.; }+ W+ W+ Z1 I# Q* `
3 e+ `* A# {' m; U8 m9 RShe stared at the Grinch and said, "Santy Claus, why," E) r; ^+ B9 t C5 L" s7 O
Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?"
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# q6 g$ Q) D$ O. x! v* L, ABut, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick,. q5 n% ]( q# {& s3 o3 r* E
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
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"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,0 H) H3 V) s _
"There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side.- e5 e6 F. E& j3 }# B! n% a0 Q
- s. n/ e" d7 \+ E7 N8 YSo I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.. @$ j, w3 {+ O' `
I'll fix it up there, then I'll bring it back here."
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And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head,
, ]2 g5 k; s! J# R2 y ^And he got her a drink, and he sent her to bed.2 K! v* }% o7 }# [8 o
# t2 H, f) y, k0 e- O& DAnd when Cindy-Lou Who was in bed with her cup,: q- [) `6 L5 L# b; W0 b' s, i# `
He crupt to the chimney and stuffed the tree up!; }' B7 a) D8 R; x2 e
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Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar.
5 `. R9 I/ E/ X; i* `( uAnd the last thing he took was the log for their fire.; m3 H$ `" Q$ q7 u1 |5 O" b1 M2 |
On their walls he left nothing but hooks and some wire.
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And the one speck of food that he left in the house J# J$ q2 H. l- e0 l3 t$ h6 ?
Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.
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1 K* f& m2 a8 `7 n7 @- ?Then he did the same thing to the other Whos' houses,) V8 }/ t" O E/ X
Leaving crumbs much too small for the other Whos' mouses!
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You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, with a nauseous super "naus"!
3 S8 ^* z. C# x1 ZYou're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss.
7 g2 ~; T( o9 ]: m# \9 x* nMr. Grinch! Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!5 W$ M9 U; i$ G8 O# e8 K A$ A
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You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You're a nasty-wasty skunk.) K! T3 G5 x$ F& H. v+ X9 g
Your heart is full of unwashed socks. Your soul is full of gunk.
. _' Z- \+ f" w d ~Mr. Grinch! The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!; I5 x. S; H% @- z) s
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9 G2 F+ V$ i3 oIt was quarter of dawn. All the Whos still a-bed,) }" @/ E0 L6 o C5 x; F- J+ S9 P
All the Whos still a-snooze, when he packed up his sled,' N! K2 q. `: S
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Packed it up with their presents, their ribbons, their wrappings,2 }1 D5 W, \6 r, `! `: B8 A( r
Their snoof and their fuzzles, their tringlers and trappings!
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- ]* {- v7 c) w- Y9 C3 {% \& @' TTen thousand feet up, up the side of Mount Crumpet,& l( M0 N9 a9 J+ R% a- ~3 z1 ~5 a
He rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it!$ ]6 z' x% ^2 M# k: q9 {( e) V( ~# ^
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"Pooh-pooh to the Whos!" he was grinchily humming.
; c2 i. }! h! ~% z9 Q3 V" X7 p"They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!
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I: r9 ~. H/ v% S3 r QThey're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!
1 h) E8 c9 ]- b! s/ oTheir mouths will hang open a minute or two3 G* z/ A* g- }8 i& G
Then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry boo-hoo!2 y, J8 p8 N( F0 `4 K$ I) e
- c* ~9 q9 m+ q+ {2 x& Y) ]- d2 TThat's a noise," grinned the Grinch, "that I simply must hear!"2 i7 z( @9 C$ Y0 p/ {# n# ^* K
He paused, and the Grinch put a hand to his ear., ~, O7 d) K/ n. z
' X1 W2 j4 v! V' i: ~" KAnd he did hear a sound rising over the snow.+ o& p. a; _. V+ b' g; j
It started in low, then it started to grow.
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Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays" J( G0 U0 B, Y7 f) |% k: v2 G
Welcome Christmas! Come this way
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3 X( g M0 j' ^, v! W) @% ^Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day
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Welcome, welcome, fahoo ramus
6 B6 {7 a8 a) {" kWelcome, welcome, dahoo damus
" ^ J7 _' H$ s0 h4 TChristmas Day is in our grasp
+ L9 B0 w# \$ X. O% `8 x1 YSo long as we have hands to clasp
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But this sound wasn't sad!
" U( `- W7 i! ]# | e: W/ i$ XWhy, this sound sounded glad!
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# b/ |' y' W: W! x, }& J7 L* YEvery Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,* O. V4 E: M) d- p: v% k& v! Q1 ]: M
Was singing without any presents at all! Y) N, g, R. Q
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He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming! It came!
/ ^7 W, X j4 x+ _0 aSomehow or other, it came just the same!. P- W/ v7 S+ N1 C
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And the Grinch, with his grinch feet ice-cold in the snow,) `/ g2 o5 w! e7 V4 Z, n
Stood puzzling and puzzling. "How could it be so?6 { f+ b4 x. k$ p
. l, u1 R; g8 r/ eIt came without ribbons! It came without tags!3 T4 S1 F) N+ @; F
It came without packages, boxes, or bags!"# q5 j& F) ~' V) k4 ?
1 A4 A v+ {# R7 o. p% W; yHe puzzled and puzzed till his puzzler was sore.9 |* _- s( A2 Q9 Z
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.
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Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store.2 L% N8 M4 U4 K
Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more!
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And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say8 n" M. k! q" ]
That the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day!
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! w+ Z: A! G7 a; r& o! }7 R, NAnd then the true meaning of Christmas came through,
- @; v) x5 \* ~And the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches, plus two!
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And now that his heart didn't feel quite so tight,5 M, ^1 }3 M `4 `* ?
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light0 S/ q- z% H) R( @8 h8 m3 N
/ v" Q5 F& F/ W7 z# U/ zWith a smile to his soul, he descended Mount Crumpet
3 ^* T r3 U. u* _- fCheerily blowing "Who! Who!" on his trumpet.3 q; \* g: C* K2 c7 G z) X# \) e% y
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He road into Whoville. He brought back their toys.0 I( n/ t6 `. i6 y6 ]9 p9 y
He brought back their floof to the Who girls and boys.
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_2 m% S6 m3 \! a* T$ F# a- \He brought back their snoof and their tringlers and fuzzles,
L. a& O" e! i( d$ KBrought back their pantookas, their dafflers and wuzzles.( C- S( ^+ j0 v' D7 g- P4 F! o
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He brought everything back, all the food for the feast!
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