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附How the Grinch Stole Christmas!全文,有配图当然更有趣,可惜文件太大,只好贴上文字only:
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Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot+ r k3 v0 r! h/ N7 H. ?; w
But the Grinch who lived just North of Whoville did not!# D; J( x7 y, M$ r7 E; A8 R. S
7 ]$ p- [6 q" w5 D _7 {9 X# E4 ^* T2 cThe Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
( y; Z2 x: u6 w, C) ]( ?& L" INow, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.( n% k- U; l, h0 J) R
# ^; w" X; D4 a: b& jIt could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.8 ^3 D, ~; R. ~ z7 E! v0 o
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.2 e l$ g) J8 q8 {) z/ y& f+ @
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But I think that the most likely reason of all* H5 t2 b8 n' h: Y) m4 q4 _/ ^% I; b
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
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But, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes,6 \# }- t; K) V2 n7 U6 w
He stood there on Christmas Eve hating the Whos,0 n2 U7 v, e: R4 {7 O+ X
; |; X. f, e+ N9 vStaring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown' @: ~# @, F( N) q h
At the warm lighted windows below in their town,! w0 ^" k; l7 o- Z& `
. J1 f. W/ `. PFor he knew every Who down in Whoville beneath
' k+ i0 t+ q( t+ oWas busy now hanging a hollywho wreath.9 o9 A* T6 Y4 ~! z
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"And they're hanging their stockings," he snarled with a sneer.
1 l- D+ ^7 k$ I, i+ }"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"
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( b0 h! | j& z( x. Z( S4 v. RThen he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
( i5 g" N3 l5 d9 @! L' S) l"I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming!
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For, tomorrow, I know all the Who girls and boys
0 k, J* a: y* L4 P& ZWill wake bright and early. They'll rush for their toys!; N9 N& v; x; Y+ u. c9 D2 C, `
+ _% z. g: \4 t$ n6 s- VAnd then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
% p- ^- P4 g' pThere's one thing I hate! All the NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!+ ?' y) S5 _2 A* d
+ @) V0 B4 K; }0 W7 ^$ s$ `/ WAnd they'll shriek squeaks and squeals, racing 'round on their wheels.; w! N& \: R( A* O% D
They'll dance with jingtinglers tied onto their heels.# Q2 H! s3 U* v/ X
They'll blow their floofloovers. They'll bang their tartookas.
1 O4 W _; k0 i0 V E6 fThey'll blow their whohoopers. They'll bang their gardookas.3 z; Q' Z5 ]0 S5 L% X
They'll spin their trumtookas. They'll slam their slooslunkas.# o( m% A4 G6 B' C q
They'll beat their blumbloopas. They'll wham their whowonkas.& D# i$ H6 w* q+ l7 `9 D' Q6 \3 R
And they'll play noisy games like zoozittacarzay,
" x* c: N$ a# |$ Y. k) x3 NA roller-skate type of lacrosse and croquet!
( K3 U0 {9 n7 BAnd then they'll make ear-splitting noises galooks/ \2 D6 k" F$ O) W* q" b
On their great big electro whocarnio flooks!
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Then the Whos, young and old, will sit down to a feast.
, ~# z5 \' @. m ~And they'll feast! And they'll feast! And they'll FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
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& g( @) I( d/ O' eThey'll feast on Who pudding, and rare Who roast beast,
& Y! Y; l2 C# x/ ^4 L9 A1 V% {; ?Raw roast beast is a feast I can't stand in the least!
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And then they'll do something I hate most of all!' n! f, f" |: o5 j- v- i
Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,; f2 E. ?% @" V
. v0 {8 V4 U. E5 bThey'll stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
" \4 I& h j; n$ u: M. L% E$ o2 c+ R0 z" {They'll stand hand-in-hand, and those Whos will start singing!"
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Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays
5 J% ` E9 {: H1 a, A3 V! OWelcome Christmas! Come this way4 m7 a6 m( J' z; f& T6 n
Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays
- d- S& l( Z1 k4 ^Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day$ [% J. C6 p& C, t
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Welcome, welcome, fahoo ramus7 V* ^8 I! Y; \
Welcome, welcome, dahoo damus
/ Y. Q8 ^ ]5 D8 J6 t! _Christmas Day is in our grasp$ b1 R4 G; R1 o% s" `3 a& }
So long as we have hands to clasp
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"And they'll sing! And they'll sing! And they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!"
: H( ]7 X8 _( ^And the more the Grinch thought of this Who Christmas Sing," I1 k( Z+ X% u
The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole thing! Q9 X P2 x2 ?* i, h/ L' {
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Why for fifty-three years I've put up with it now!& x/ C, l- m5 Q# d
I must stop Christmas from coming! But how?"! B8 F! R1 `; f# U* z
( M2 t0 r! V, wThen he got an idea! An awful idea!
1 a! R) H3 p* R# {The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea!
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"I know just what to do!" The Grinch laughed in his throat.
# j6 U/ q3 Z- j$ B- t"I'll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat."
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! G; b$ Z! t- U3 q5 NAnd he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great grinchy trick!$ Q! c. ?9 h5 B z8 O
With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!"1 ^* \/ N0 o5 ^' U6 h
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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.
' T* z' j6 e2 A, P8 OYou're as cuddly as a cactus. You're as charming as an eel.- C% N e1 X" C7 u1 h, G. n
Mr. Grinch! You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! d: L( v' F- X! x* e
E* L" L& I; U, E3 \. `You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole.) ]7 }$ e, `+ Y4 w _ i: M6 Z$ ^
Your brain is full of spiders. You've got garlic in your soul.1 P3 k% x% {8 W$ v3 S3 n0 g# _
Mr. Grinch! I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
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"All I need is a reindeer." The Grinch looked around. ?( t6 O2 [0 G; s8 X% o3 R& T1 f
But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.& x d3 e+ @- N
d9 X6 A4 _; e6 RDid that stop the Grinch? Hah! The Grinch simply said,
- {6 ~. C2 _' h: b7 `# o1 ^"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"' i( d" t! n* [/ R0 ^* M
. V3 I1 w" M* ^So he took his dog Max, and he took some black thread.$ }4 `# i' \+ \% \
And he tied a big horn on top of his head.
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Then he loaded some bags and some old empty sacks
7 @* x" ^5 }) x; B3 WOn a ramshackle sleigh and he whistled for Max.
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Then the Grinch said "Giddyap!" and the sleigh started down
' I2 B2 o# i v3 h' OToward the homes where the Whos lay a-snooze in their town.: A' ^- \* L8 X5 W; u2 }- n3 T
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All their windows were dark. No one knew he was there.
; V. K0 B- a, F$ \All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care1 r; a* z6 `( g& B9 s
When he came to the first little house of the square.
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"This is stop number one," the old Grinchy Claus hissed,
w: u1 n& x( j' Y# l( kAs he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
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( m9 ?: t# ]2 W" MThen he slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch.9 \0 Z3 {+ l1 _8 q3 S( {5 G. S
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
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He got stuck only once, for a minute or two.1 B _, P( ^+ K3 s2 r( R
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
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Where the little Who stockings hung all in a row.
7 i7 b# W) _1 p, G3 R: _; O"These stockings," he grinched, "are the first things to go!"
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Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
; H3 h: s- S( ]% \- F$ z/ l5 r$ [Around the whole room, and he took every present!
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Pop guns, pampoogas, pantookas, and drums!. f' G! v$ m8 K
Checkerboards, bizilbigs, popcorn, and plums!
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And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly,
4 B- x) c* B: I+ XStuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney.$ W7 P9 W a K$ d E
2 \) O7 C% c3 ~; a! R9 Z$ U1 V. hYou're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile.3 E/ I1 V# ^& @5 r
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.$ l2 f' v# _! E$ g. J$ Z
Mr. Grinch! Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
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You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You're the king of sinful sots.
/ P+ x; k4 c! j7 Z1 s+ nYour heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots.
7 A. x* A2 R3 c5 b. V$ n c- _2 ZMr. Grinch! You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!. s4 z0 }) c) L
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! A3 D* V h6 l2 x1 \# sThen he slunk to the icebox. He took the Whos' feast!$ D( J2 e7 O6 z
He took the Who pudding! He took the roast beast!
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/ S( I% Q7 y- x/ ~5 DHe cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash./ k. T6 R: q6 S8 H6 n7 \6 }
Why, that Grinch even took the last can of Who hash!8 c* D& L* `3 |! D! B
5 Z- B5 f% `( L( J, hThen he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.) i- @1 A7 P, m) H, n1 A5 @
"Now," grinned the Grinch, "I will stuff up the tree!"
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As the Grinch took the tree, as he started to shove,+ l8 ` i+ ?: T" c1 y1 ~- {+ u
He heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.' }) k; l0 }" Q4 m8 s% N
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He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!5 f8 O9 x- \2 I7 g; J
Little Cindy-Lou Who, who was no more than two.
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She stared at the Grinch and said, "Santy Claus, why,+ h; g7 A' g2 u4 \: U: P5 S, q
Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?"
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But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick,2 j0 f0 J; P) {& C# V5 ~
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!7 E7 G5 N9 a1 G: s# i7 b! T
4 P' e! k. W- }+ w N; c"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
9 r4 p8 I( j$ R3 H. V% |" T"There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side.7 K) a. M; H q E
2 B! `/ S$ f4 F. E; b) V$ q7 NSo I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear./ n8 Z* H. h0 H4 ?( ?, c9 r
I'll fix it up there, then I'll bring it back here."5 y0 D" F+ S! q/ ^
/ q5 p! |- Y# D" k' z$ WAnd his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head,
( J3 M; Y( b( u- c( vAnd he got her a drink, and he sent her to bed." Z# b7 M Z/ \" h' u2 E
( \' i( F5 `4 Q" t2 kAnd when Cindy-Lou Who was in bed with her cup,. m/ P8 |1 u% W, c8 \" Y! J
He crupt to the chimney and stuffed the tree up!
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Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar.$ y# `0 g3 E. I7 z7 T
And the last thing he took was the log for their fire.
- e& j+ X J) Z3 Z+ ZOn their walls he left nothing but hooks and some wire.
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And the one speck of food that he left in the house
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; k- _# p7 _6 B. T* [5 sThen he did the same thing to the other Whos' houses,
6 L3 p3 B- T% h% SLeaving crumbs much too small for the other Whos' mouses!
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You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, with a nauseous super "naus"!" c4 b' Q5 |1 [! Q t
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss.1 U* u, [2 B' b
Mr. Grinch! Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!# s5 r" v3 ~( W. N8 I) J2 [
% @$ P K5 d3 k# mYou're a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You're a nasty-wasty skunk.& P2 P, ] i* E/ |; V2 L" M; P5 v
Your heart is full of unwashed socks. Your soul is full of gunk.& f# y2 {8 `' I+ T2 L
Mr. Grinch! The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!; t# H3 h% S( \& F/ `- Z
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It was quarter of dawn. All the Whos still a-bed,- d7 {) l5 ^% i O6 |
All the Whos still a-snooze, when he packed up his sled,+ Z8 M, O$ [4 a2 B
/ g( t+ @' Y5 i7 z) H) o( nPacked it up with their presents, their ribbons, their wrappings,/ b: S# K; n9 F0 j) ~( t% I; D1 N9 X
Their snoof and their fuzzles, their tringlers and trappings!/ p8 Z2 Y2 H7 b
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Ten thousand feet up, up the side of Mount Crumpet,
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7 l8 U2 |) W+ e"Pooh-pooh to the Whos!" he was grinchily humming.
6 W# ^% c8 @) D7 F* a; c4 c"They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!* }5 U& D1 I; ~ ~: {
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They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!
9 _5 `5 W& l9 {" R9 s2 W1 ~Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
9 q: r U9 H+ T6 T: m3 A3 t1 @Then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry boo-hoo!4 [5 j6 c5 k& ?# t- m9 r- Q4 N
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That's a noise," grinned the Grinch, "that I simply must hear!". o# [( o* n9 V; V
He paused, and the Grinch put a hand to his ear. m$ |/ e6 y7 _# U4 N" {& C
( p) D5 G# H0 B2 v7 tAnd he did hear a sound rising over the snow./ M4 m/ |; e# L* U
It started in low, then it started to grow.+ a! J9 Y5 I: S: @
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Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays8 n3 S4 b) Y. h9 r0 x+ s: K: p
Welcome Christmas! Come this way5 C S3 Z1 B+ ]) I
Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays
0 D4 L0 ~/ J, y9 AWelcome Christmas, Christmas Day0 F; Z ?4 F2 b% B+ o7 K) N
% a8 U" b! h) I( R( u1 j1 |Welcome, welcome, fahoo ramus
- m2 G& D0 {( T! F. e" d4 G E+ NWelcome, welcome, dahoo damus& H; N% |; g i' ^5 b
Christmas Day is in our grasp$ ^" Y8 P& n/ h3 y* _
So long as we have hands to clasp
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But this sound wasn't sad!
0 O; F3 D W, \, yWhy, this sound sounded glad!
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8 X- w2 x( L8 _, }Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
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. Y! D1 D1 X& Y( K3 JHe hadn't stopped Christmas from coming! It came!
7 N) n0 H7 w4 K! K- \, ?8 XSomehow or other, it came just the same!
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And the Grinch, with his grinch feet ice-cold in the snow,
. ]; {0 |8 o8 F* s; eStood puzzling and puzzling. "How could it be so?
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It came without ribbons! It came without tags!
5 a: u; r( U" y5 f: MIt came without packages, boxes, or bags!"
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He puzzled and puzzed till his puzzler was sore.
6 {6 k/ G) x" }' H2 b. \* f+ M; o' J2 GThen the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.& x1 n: a( ~% d
: U, c5 K( [( |+ IMaybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store.# S4 c' {$ F" i8 ^
Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more!0 C; A0 H m8 m6 ^6 d
* m) j. f% r; f/ v! xAnd what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say
1 u0 F. B5 O8 B/ A* M5 GThat the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day!7 o9 ?6 C' @% h+ z
0 o8 |9 }! l( C( x" t% |And then the true meaning of Christmas came through,
3 p5 s* ?. Z) i3 O, }: B" kAnd the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches, plus two!: c' s% o; D2 d' v; S- x6 D
_% G: c6 A# k! O2 X1 R/ ^: PAnd now that his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
0 M& r; \: K z7 P& D8 DHe whizzed with his load through the bright morning light
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8 J. L9 k7 S. j9 b+ rWith a smile to his soul, he descended Mount Crumpet6 d" e* Y% \( I& G
Cheerily blowing "Who! Who!" on his trumpet.! y, e4 ~1 z" }
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He road into Whoville. He brought back their toys.& X2 ?2 x4 }+ @9 g7 D: [3 a
He brought back their floof to the Who girls and boys.
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He brought back their snoof and their tringlers and fuzzles,
1 K8 ~" {$ G4 j4 W' P6 _$ TBrought back their pantookas, their dafflers and wuzzles.
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He brought everything back, all the food for the feast!
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