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附How the Grinch Stole Christmas!全文,有配图当然更有趣,可惜文件太大,只好贴上文字only:5 C- v8 J8 W% Z! ^1 q5 W8 ]! M2 p
; L" E5 F( t" H! H) ^5 c) @5 S+ BEvery Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot8 Q# Y7 S ^/ p. y7 G$ y8 m
But the Grinch who lived just North of Whoville did not!
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The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!3 [3 g/ c: G1 B0 M5 r/ B, j
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
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$ T p! i$ ?' \+ u4 Y) J9 sIt could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.# z, u4 |) u3 F ?8 n
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
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# `0 g4 G* D; \* YBut I think that the most likely reason of all
) ~9 H& j2 E7 n$ E! G% aMay have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
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But, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes,
+ t+ p1 h0 r. R O3 A# QHe stood there on Christmas Eve hating the Whos,* u9 _, a Z( `; |% p) M# g
K5 K8 I+ o3 P3 `% f. E. kStaring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown
7 s/ W# ]/ j1 k; t3 I1 y. NAt the warm lighted windows below in their town,
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For he knew every Who down in Whoville beneath
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"And they're hanging their stockings," he snarled with a sneer.
4 I0 n( m2 b) |: S3 ]! L"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"
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) o& d; t1 m: H- X$ VThen he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,2 p5 T9 Y* w9 l8 I6 J' l9 S) X: ^
"I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming!# S! S& u/ e6 U" x( ]( T5 j5 \7 G5 D
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For, tomorrow, I know all the Who girls and boys& ?: \! ]) G; F
Will wake bright and early. They'll rush for their toys!
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And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
% t. O' ~! G7 S' f- L* aThere's one thing I hate! All the NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
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- @2 m& m" d: @And they'll shriek squeaks and squeals, racing 'round on their wheels.
/ Q- j3 r" \& D, n& |They'll dance with jingtinglers tied onto their heels.1 Q6 Q3 [5 B5 {& n4 m
They'll blow their floofloovers. They'll bang their tartookas.9 Z( U! m) J( F9 P; K* x1 \+ Z& q$ @
They'll blow their whohoopers. They'll bang their gardookas.
V& U' E- l& p7 R1 ?" w: wThey'll spin their trumtookas. They'll slam their slooslunkas.
1 m+ S* C9 l2 c T* M9 EThey'll beat their blumbloopas. They'll wham their whowonkas.
4 V a7 p ~# R$ FAnd they'll play noisy games like zoozittacarzay,6 f2 I" Z3 J0 w" G
A roller-skate type of lacrosse and croquet!) ~! l, J8 e, b& O" E3 @; C
And then they'll make ear-splitting noises galooks
7 q# z" M6 A$ ~! K- t; V1 mOn their great big electro whocarnio flooks!6 u; ]* e3 C( t3 M2 V. g$ F9 r
4 u! T' ^3 z4 U5 Y) w0 V2 LThen the Whos, young and old, will sit down to a feast.
" n* }& _6 i# s6 A5 RAnd they'll feast! And they'll feast! And they'll FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
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They'll feast on Who pudding, and rare Who roast beast,
# t+ \, ^% P- g: I% }Raw roast beast is a feast I can't stand in the least!$ `( x6 u1 A: ~7 d; o. m( s
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And then they'll do something I hate most of all!, m- k9 W! W, p5 _+ M# I- ^
Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,9 G, p3 n& ?. W. q
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They'll stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.4 {9 _: @ Y( j: ?/ C, H( X7 M
They'll stand hand-in-hand, and those Whos will start singing!"
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" u$ n: p) I7 ?, k' o8 J1 kFahoo forays, dahoo dorays& D; q0 v( d7 Q& D
Welcome Christmas! Come this way. I- L Z- p3 v. k5 t& w
Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays
. ?' a6 Y& W" aWelcome Christmas, Christmas Day
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Welcome, welcome, fahoo ramus5 y# j& i6 u! l% j) F6 R7 u# d
Welcome, welcome, dahoo damus
# }! o: h0 B% e9 K. x6 NChristmas Day is in our grasp7 h5 B( T: A' M2 j
So long as we have hands to clasp
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" u n% p! U. Q8 J% L' DFahoo forays, dahoo dorays...7 S3 g; H3 Z9 A& K8 v$ r
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"And they'll sing! And they'll sing! And they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!"/ g. `8 p m" f% Y9 u$ t) j
And the more the Grinch thought of this Who Christmas Sing,6 j9 `. v5 Y5 A* h: }* E4 j; i
The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
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/ b7 `+ R2 q2 `3 O# I6 n2 x' i2 BWhy for fifty-three years I've put up with it now!
2 P8 H5 a! ^; _" fI must stop Christmas from coming! But how?"& Q# ]5 L5 l( Y/ V- m3 o- {9 M
! \6 x6 h+ A6 ] tThen he got an idea! An awful idea!' ?7 p. I* M' x" D% k- T
The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea!
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' U" b t3 _8 f4 W"I know just what to do!" The Grinch laughed in his throat.
( G7 t% W0 I1 L% T6 m; t"I'll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat."
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And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great grinchy trick!
. s: n( I# J9 o- t5 i2 Q7 J% bWith this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!"3 q! |; z; h6 Q4 V* o$ h
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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.% {- N# p4 u; w! L
You're as cuddly as a cactus. You're as charming as an eel.
9 h, G9 ]# `1 W, t y. t, fMr. Grinch! You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
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. `+ Y9 g9 T, E5 sYou're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole.1 H5 l1 i, q4 g6 ^' g! |7 |
Your brain is full of spiders. You've got garlic in your soul.
0 F! x$ e* _2 m3 [: v) QMr. Grinch! I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
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"All I need is a reindeer." The Grinch looked around. U, w4 S' `: I
But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
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Did that stop the Grinch? Hah! The Grinch simply said,
% N# }. T+ h W"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"9 u! B+ q( G: a$ ^
& C7 J3 u* C, M& CSo he took his dog Max, and he took some black thread.
A1 e- ^2 L6 `. E: x7 t2 r8 l5 }$ XAnd he tied a big horn on top of his head.
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Then he loaded some bags and some old empty sacks
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- E3 }' R% X1 `7 ^* b% z: W V6 LThen the Grinch said "Giddyap!" and the sleigh started down$ s2 y# c: l; ^* Y1 \0 A. T+ `
Toward the homes where the Whos lay a-snooze in their town.
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y7 Q1 H+ @- _ H) o2 B) h1 g1 lAll their windows were dark. No one knew he was there.* t$ R( M7 [% L( {, z7 W0 x! H" u
All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care r7 O4 J% z' v' q, `2 ?
When he came to the first little house of the square.
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, ^# [( R- N# v"This is stop number one," the old Grinchy Claus hissed," K: d- g0 z8 p- o' F8 ~) H/ \
As he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.5 L6 `& @1 }, j% H4 o" {. p
4 a" X- g, C& r0 L0 H! L2 WThen he slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch.
1 M$ Q4 n* E7 k/ t* nBut if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
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9 d6 b# Y u3 x, f* z0 bHe got stuck only once, for a minute or two.
/ d# K: i6 N! f, J8 q$ f' ~" H& xThen he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
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Where the little Who stockings hung all in a row.
0 W$ v) `0 q ^* P"These stockings," he grinched, "are the first things to go!"+ X7 y* y9 P; }4 Q% K/ b
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Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
1 o! B1 ]- L5 S/ c5 k) KAround the whole room, and he took every present!
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Pop guns, pampoogas, pantookas, and drums!4 i3 X0 {3 D; y
Checkerboards, bizilbigs, popcorn, and plums!8 F% h$ Q8 }6 F7 d9 O
, T' v# [& d/ j2 EAnd he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly,7 m3 r. }, n& S
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney.
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$ j: A5 |3 r, A( N4 B7 P- VYou're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile.
/ r& c9 L1 P9 H3 K" k9 BYou have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.4 W1 s/ b* g5 i. J
Mr. Grinch! Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!9 F# r0 i! B3 v- T
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You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You're the king of sinful sots.
% l9 D. ]- j% M; @0 }Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots.. f, D) y: W3 w3 [6 x( F
Mr. Grinch! You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!$ y7 L: p J& @. c6 m0 r# p; N
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' ~& n L( K4 @3 QThen he slunk to the icebox. He took the Whos' feast!' \( A) x! X$ t- ~+ j' G! M7 {
He took the Who pudding! He took the roast beast!& F* D6 g: M, _4 U
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He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.& C$ l, n! c D. N
Why, that Grinch even took the last can of Who hash!" C- z3 P& \4 X! M* F; G- |4 e
: z1 T4 ], c7 l) YThen he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.: Q3 S. ^7 J: T( c
"Now," grinned the Grinch, "I will stuff up the tree!") K# _) [! }) W0 e8 {
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As the Grinch took the tree, as he started to shove,' w, p- W7 a4 X6 D1 N, h/ _
He heard a small sound like the coo of a dove. t( M6 {9 C% r8 }% f' S
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He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!" ?# K% P: Y. \6 o
Little Cindy-Lou Who, who was no more than two.2 U, x4 J! J9 A" w" N+ t" }. p2 A' Y
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She stared at the Grinch and said, "Santy Claus, why, S0 J3 ?. E. r; u
Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?"; {# ?; j7 Z) W4 S2 V3 k: Y1 T
: o% s4 z2 _/ I( b2 NBut, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick,
; O/ g7 G' |8 a7 Z {He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
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"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,6 r* ?9 g3 A9 |- K. A, g$ ]
"There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side.; i" N% L3 \/ G% z
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So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
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And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head,) _3 P+ y, W2 S( ^
And he got her a drink, and he sent her to bed.5 S% g# {0 m( t! ]; u9 V- s
; h0 h" Q5 G" ~And when Cindy-Lou Who was in bed with her cup,
% R7 i8 F9 h! IHe crupt to the chimney and stuffed the tree up!
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Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar.
Z4 y: \9 Y$ YAnd the last thing he took was the log for their fire.
* J: |, g* G2 COn their walls he left nothing but hooks and some wire.
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4 u `. @8 I$ qAnd the one speck of food that he left in the house
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# ?. R% V* Q8 a7 c; v. j' ?Then he did the same thing to the other Whos' houses,1 ]& h- ^; \$ q6 q3 j
Leaving crumbs much too small for the other Whos' mouses! a) J9 i8 I! R' j9 n
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You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, with a nauseous super "naus"!
" _9 f P' t# D7 cYou're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss.
~% F+ y' J9 _3 VMr. Grinch! Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
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You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You're a nasty-wasty skunk.
8 z$ |# @3 n' T) JYour heart is full of unwashed socks. Your soul is full of gunk.
+ d0 i% Z) G1 N% s2 v; I/ LMr. Grinch! The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!
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. d7 ?! l( i/ g0 K5 Z2 U% BIt was quarter of dawn. All the Whos still a-bed,7 z2 w# Y% V2 k- h8 `- s* h1 F9 p! }( G
All the Whos still a-snooze, when he packed up his sled,( m% s! ` Z# E& Q5 U# j2 l
2 X( A! W1 ]# ?) p: |* vPacked it up with their presents, their ribbons, their wrappings,+ e7 }$ D& ~3 Q0 @" K1 I( w
Their snoof and their fuzzles, their tringlers and trappings!6 S0 J$ Y, q& J$ |
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Ten thousand feet up, up the side of Mount Crumpet,
& ~$ X$ G' [# xHe rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it!
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! T3 k2 _0 b" h8 Z"Pooh-pooh to the Whos!" he was grinchily humming.
- |4 q+ _; q8 O6 o"They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!8 g: u& g( ] T9 B4 H/ i
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They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!( {" S j, f$ [4 N: |7 S7 O2 {* |
Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
; e; P) j( ]" E- C3 DThen the Whos down in Whoville will all cry boo-hoo! v$ I: }( @7 o, m3 f
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That's a noise," grinned the Grinch, "that I simply must hear!"0 v8 T( G p5 k: a7 d
He paused, and the Grinch put a hand to his ear.# F( \. t8 D5 g8 `- |
6 h' H2 V3 k" y- Y, BAnd he did hear a sound rising over the snow.' ?$ z* W2 m; v& E
It started in low, then it started to grow.. O, W6 y3 F9 Z) ]
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Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays% f0 l& X2 d7 w: q0 d S& O9 s I2 @
Welcome Christmas! Come this way& j$ H$ F/ X$ Q" k, ]
Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays/ w0 [) [. a4 t1 j% S
Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day( b) \; r4 r% k5 T3 M" g
( |' w9 S) E5 K6 G8 @: EWelcome, welcome, fahoo ramus; \7 [( a: l2 T& N6 N+ h4 e+ f
Welcome, welcome, dahoo damus$ u9 j( D4 \7 v2 I- o2 }
Christmas Day is in our grasp4 ^9 j4 \0 I3 F
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But this sound wasn't sad!
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3 w4 J. [- q$ |' Q, v, L; UEvery Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
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He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming! It came!
1 q8 X n$ x6 X! K0 _" b5 tSomehow or other, it came just the same!
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, w6 J5 W+ T& jAnd the Grinch, with his grinch feet ice-cold in the snow,% t+ A- l* [1 |( ~6 f7 o) y2 c
Stood puzzling and puzzling. "How could it be so?( q- f4 I/ d3 [5 ^" b
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It came without ribbons! It came without tags!
, Q0 C- o. S' j+ j' K# gIt came without packages, boxes, or bags!"
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. t5 U4 ~' [# K, THe puzzled and puzzed till his puzzler was sore.& p2 A4 t7 f/ G T
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.# k1 k0 |: b' m& P) t
, R9 d2 _4 u1 _9 h% c O* YMaybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store.
; T! v; _ P5 H- ^; T/ pMaybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more!8 \, o: J# Y9 n7 @: @0 d: l
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And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say
7 Q+ B" E% m2 ?, z' J* @( sThat the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day!
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! P7 p) R8 V. g4 GAnd then the true meaning of Christmas came through,0 W# q# \/ v& c0 l8 e
And the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches, plus two!' E m( ^4 p, r' ]6 s
- [( W3 G7 G6 C" D1 U) U7 NAnd now that his heart didn't feel quite so tight,, K1 }/ o. S2 Z* t# |& C! `+ }1 E& ?
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light& ?. i8 j' {# H
1 Z8 W/ ?& x8 {With a smile to his soul, he descended Mount Crumpet8 p; [' T0 l# ]. S8 v
Cheerily blowing "Who! Who!" on his trumpet.
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* d0 k v4 m0 K; R* p |5 gHe road into Whoville. He brought back their toys.
3 d6 G8 M7 c7 N {6 j4 N: J- ^He brought back their floof to the Who girls and boys.
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He brought back their snoof and their tringlers and fuzzles,
& D' ^5 Z2 H1 p* Y8 @Brought back their pantookas, their dafflers and wuzzles.5 n0 I2 C; X' x
7 T& Z: l7 E5 Q3 qHe brought everything back, all the food for the feast!
: B4 t4 _0 n2 hAnd he, he himself, the Grinch carved the roast beast! |
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