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附How the Grinch Stole Christmas!全文,有配图当然更有趣,可惜文件太大,只好贴上文字only:3 }& `* M# f8 C* n& ^+ e
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Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot
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7 b$ Z6 Z5 d% a& T1 |The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
6 \4 J' a9 t9 S# ?9 _- gNow, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
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It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.! O# c) f/ U3 b5 t, F* |
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
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- m1 q! A5 Y3 D$ M- @, d* [But I think that the most likely reason of all
* h- F- Z/ S6 g2 ^% B1 p0 J* I1 yMay have been that his heart was two sizes too small.! c- ^0 [4 V/ Z$ L2 w
* P/ s9 W. ]- a% e) gBut, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes,
" a1 {2 j1 v" P! u: uHe stood there on Christmas Eve hating the Whos,
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: ^6 b% ?9 j) Y y' ?Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown' [' ~3 l& w/ s! {
At the warm lighted windows below in their town,
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6 V0 B+ d0 N D* S+ i' B7 AFor he knew every Who down in Whoville beneath, Z! s! r2 |$ R: z2 l' Y
Was busy now hanging a hollywho wreath.
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"And they're hanging their stockings," he snarled with a sneer.) f8 Q" _( Z, I4 t
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"
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2 L% W& {- m" b( YThen he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
4 ?: Z( |5 t+ M) S9 x9 W' s"I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming!# [' m5 A/ Q9 ?9 B1 ?! R
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For, tomorrow, I know all the Who girls and boys
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8 Q$ U, Z6 J0 ?5 Q- k6 D1 M( }And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
! u+ ?& S, P7 rThere's one thing I hate! All the NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
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. y% ?: G5 ? o5 S$ c' WAnd they'll shriek squeaks and squeals, racing 'round on their wheels.5 m" T% w; y# F1 e
They'll dance with jingtinglers tied onto their heels.# ~1 A! }& H7 H& N$ k: G
They'll blow their floofloovers. They'll bang their tartookas.. G7 `3 }7 Z6 P' |) X+ f
They'll blow their whohoopers. They'll bang their gardookas.
6 r# b. F% g! T9 FThey'll spin their trumtookas. They'll slam their slooslunkas.
5 }3 s: R; B; s& ?; gThey'll beat their blumbloopas. They'll wham their whowonkas.5 u6 r) T6 G5 W, P
And they'll play noisy games like zoozittacarzay,
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And then they'll make ear-splitting noises galooks7 d) {' r8 I I& O/ b
On their great big electro whocarnio flooks!1 b6 o" ~, H8 h2 G* Z, c# Y# p
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Then the Whos, young and old, will sit down to a feast.
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They'll feast on Who pudding, and rare Who roast beast,
1 R, @6 O+ f1 U7 H! rRaw roast beast is a feast I can't stand in the least!9 k/ J. d& y% G5 K9 D/ N6 h
" n# ]5 L5 J$ H) _2 y# fAnd then they'll do something I hate most of all!
: m# j/ O1 x* @3 H0 qEvery Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
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4 }; K' M! R( F& h- M XThey'll stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
( J5 c" O8 ~: h! gThey'll stand hand-in-hand, and those Whos will start singing!"
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Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays
, _! V- h0 |2 d0 K( [; V( K" i0 CWelcome Christmas! Come this way
" U8 }, N. d' |2 C- @Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays1 ?$ a+ X. U# W8 L4 o) i
Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day
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# D8 o8 e& `/ }1 Y5 P6 A& pWelcome, welcome, fahoo ramus
$ m2 W8 \' L$ w5 @Welcome, welcome, dahoo damus: V+ j( D% }. u7 |$ Q4 A9 t
Christmas Day is in our grasp
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Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays...
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* t; t. b7 ?- X* f# J ~; V"And they'll sing! And they'll sing! And they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!"/ Z1 \! j. M2 w8 _
And the more the Grinch thought of this Who Christmas Sing,
$ t$ Z( l, s* s7 s! U: p" F/ L0 aThe more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole thing!( q5 ~' c! u. H% `. R
5 V( ]4 b) B& [6 P, U) ~. dWhy for fifty-three years I've put up with it now!+ D0 W# B: h, |( u0 P7 z9 \
I must stop Christmas from coming! But how?"# i; d- n7 u* N
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Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
$ ~ d) h) L$ A0 ~( R3 ?3 x9 mThe Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea! M; y0 s5 v$ H/ {1 F
/ X0 w5 A% t6 p/ l5 ~: Z7 p"I know just what to do!" The Grinch laughed in his throat.
6 D2 F) O( V& j2 B, _4 x# a"I'll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat."
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' A- O, y7 D! t4 H; G0 vAnd he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great grinchy trick!
. i" _8 `) C7 ?7 n& r' eWith this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!"
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$ a y: f+ K' B7 V# j' Y, OYou're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.
5 M1 G" K8 \; _You're as cuddly as a cactus. You're as charming as an eel., P4 u1 ]+ U2 }6 E
Mr. Grinch! You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
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% T9 \+ v1 h% r5 e, j: FYou're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole.1 r+ }/ [7 i4 ~& k. B& [
Your brain is full of spiders. You've got garlic in your soul.- L/ G. a4 a/ H1 o+ v
Mr. Grinch! I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!9 g' @+ E9 y- O' i) n9 z0 H$ k
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* n- N- m; i1 \4 q2 B& `/ C"All I need is a reindeer." The Grinch looked around.: W0 [3 k( c8 _7 l3 `/ {" c
But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.; B! P/ |6 }4 [( W/ `! T1 g; w
* C* G1 z# i( O8 wDid that stop the Grinch? Hah! The Grinch simply said,+ q7 O2 j; l: {
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
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So he took his dog Max, and he took some black thread.: `8 k2 C& u4 Z+ t! x
And he tied a big horn on top of his head.
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0 d$ P$ `$ H: d& j) P7 @Then he loaded some bags and some old empty sacks2 C$ R( K5 W, R! C5 f
On a ramshackle sleigh and he whistled for Max.4 v* b9 X' x: P- J1 ]9 i( @
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Then the Grinch said "Giddyap!" and the sleigh started down; s, M) C/ o+ H5 s( S7 Q
Toward the homes where the Whos lay a-snooze in their town.
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All their windows were dark. No one knew he was there.
+ K# c3 R9 F$ A) R2 P# R7 YAll the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care
+ ?* p! ]& z4 L; z& V# pWhen he came to the first little house of the square.# f9 z6 u; H: Q3 L
9 \0 j% O+ r5 t5 q2 G5 P' S"This is stop number one," the old Grinchy Claus hissed,# c B* O: e% c
As he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
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Then he slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch.
/ H7 k: k$ w ~8 ^0 y0 NBut if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
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( \$ P% P. J' K/ y1 VHe got stuck only once, for a minute or two.
7 @* i7 G* z# @) cThen he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue% J( f! ^5 E4 M) ~% m# O2 ~
" ~. T6 H/ S; ^0 O& qWhere the little Who stockings hung all in a row.
% ~: ~) ^' f2 U; Q7 J"These stockings," he grinched, "are the first things to go!"
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Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
$ j0 G3 B- t0 d0 D0 J% nAround the whole room, and he took every present!% H: l3 q& r% x
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Pop guns, pampoogas, pantookas, and drums!
8 g4 O* e3 r6 Q2 P% ECheckerboards, bizilbigs, popcorn, and plums!, ?3 E5 {" \, u5 Z
% v1 F1 t* }0 u( t# A7 ~' \+ UAnd he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly,
" ?# N# \ Q0 i3 R1 ZStuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney.
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8 L5 E# a* s0 {# @/ O4 S* VYou're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile., l5 g6 s9 d" A2 ]4 [, s
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.
- g& ^, I7 Q6 r" NMr. Grinch! Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!7 k6 `9 E! p/ l; m8 l3 }0 I
1 ~# W. B5 b9 A: T/ t" nYou're a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You're the king of sinful sots.' X- H- h( `+ u
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots.! n% @4 P1 d; D5 Y8 d. z1 {
Mr. Grinch! You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
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Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the Whos' feast!
9 [" D4 n1 G* o# G$ tHe took the Who pudding! He took the roast beast!
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He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.
. L$ s2 M' h# E6 U* vWhy, that Grinch even took the last can of Who hash!7 C" }: g b. @- v# M1 S/ }
& R9 E& F' ]) V" g) X" y7 _Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.
7 n! O( ]! x! v8 |+ F0 L( m; P"Now," grinned the Grinch, "I will stuff up the tree!"
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As the Grinch took the tree, as he started to shove,: U7 m, `/ C- }# z
He heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.4 A4 j( L2 ~8 a0 n) `
& e0 z3 g+ }7 W7 kHe turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!1 M3 ]6 F. x8 w$ D4 w
Little Cindy-Lou Who, who was no more than two., P: g. I. M3 H
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She stared at the Grinch and said, "Santy Claus, why,5 k% m7 p/ [1 a. f/ B9 {
Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?". N; x5 T9 @+ r& g/ Z: u& C( O
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But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick,8 a" M# a: F% a% d
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
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"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
) K: C9 H. I+ ?( n1 N"There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side.
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So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
6 e% x; i' A( z8 _I'll fix it up there, then I'll bring it back here." \1 x+ i5 C; F
% Z. l3 R7 q# N9 ]2 t8 W; cAnd his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head,' f* k2 `+ k* g) E( Q% c
And he got her a drink, and he sent her to bed.; y9 C$ D# `* Q+ L: w" V
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And when Cindy-Lou Who was in bed with her cup,5 P B% O+ s$ i. f( I9 j
He crupt to the chimney and stuffed the tree up!4 ?/ ^4 Z! f) @
# c1 e g7 R7 Z+ _- U1 |' R) \9 P* AThen he went up the chimney himself, the old liar.# F# r: n6 Q+ B l) E/ O
And the last thing he took was the log for their fire.
* t8 u! K" W' O" v( U" OOn their walls he left nothing but hooks and some wire.! |( G( Y' k r+ D' I8 A
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And the one speck of food that he left in the house- f. r* E4 D; K) ?! M. n k% J
Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.$ U0 b, W7 e# r9 f& o. c' ]. P
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Then he did the same thing to the other Whos' houses,
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You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, with a nauseous super "naus"!
! H) k G& }9 p; oYou're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss.
3 s# o: B9 h+ y# u' [Mr. Grinch! Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!" a+ _2 K3 J3 E# k# S/ k
% U+ ]; Z! S# k3 Q4 o g5 D6 wYou're a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You're a nasty-wasty skunk.: P9 T \ _, j$ i
Your heart is full of unwashed socks. Your soul is full of gunk.: ]* p# \+ `1 g3 n! p* n
Mr. Grinch! The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!
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. r% P5 A+ B9 I" V" b& iIt was quarter of dawn. All the Whos still a-bed,8 g0 g& q, [4 E0 T. [- b
All the Whos still a-snooze, when he packed up his sled,
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! Y( \( [3 R* \9 V5 c+ J+ CPacked it up with their presents, their ribbons, their wrappings,
* r' Y4 _9 D, c& z3 HTheir snoof and their fuzzles, their tringlers and trappings!: D' K5 I# ~, I
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Ten thousand feet up, up the side of Mount Crumpet,2 B; e" z5 a o) h1 \ t& d
He rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it!
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& e& V1 ?8 ]) D"Pooh-pooh to the Whos!" he was grinchily humming.
* \" _6 z* A4 c% w2 H3 e8 B"They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!" Y7 t, k3 x/ A8 V( F# z- `6 ^
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They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!$ R) C, w7 ]0 M6 e
Their mouths will hang open a minute or two3 k! }' ~7 Y. ?& F+ _ D; b$ z
Then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry boo-hoo!0 k) o8 J+ R$ k0 y+ A
" ^1 \8 h# O" _That's a noise," grinned the Grinch, "that I simply must hear!"
5 u- n$ m5 t( f/ s( v" YHe paused, and the Grinch put a hand to his ear.9 n; O: Q! p# g6 C1 _# e! A
( U! f7 b5 A' `) H8 u8 c( UAnd he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
1 A3 w" P$ P2 i- |* x. e3 D9 N. }It started in low, then it started to grow.
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Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays
1 G1 _" \# W+ v) gWelcome Christmas! Come this way
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Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day! C( @" H6 u5 B8 F
3 V% Q! O3 x+ H0 M1 u+ qWelcome, welcome, fahoo ramus: `& X- q; b7 A' z1 K
Welcome, welcome, dahoo damus
4 f8 U; L- L! d% D" MChristmas Day is in our grasp- @: L" l1 |' i: O
So long as we have hands to clasp& e# g( q% i' [* B; i
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2 `4 Y6 U3 C$ {. p6 U- QBut this sound wasn't sad!
6 B% J; N8 \# xWhy, this sound sounded glad!
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Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
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& R1 l# N$ |4 wHe hadn't stopped Christmas from coming! It came!
# D! n; u+ i- H4 lSomehow or other, it came just the same!% _: ]7 n8 L! j" U& h- T
$ p* v, W1 V m, gAnd the Grinch, with his grinch feet ice-cold in the snow,
" D! k4 [% |* VStood puzzling and puzzling. "How could it be so?" `3 [5 _2 w1 d R
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It came without ribbons! It came without tags!* g. h: H/ ?6 {1 a! n
It came without packages, boxes, or bags!"4 y: g% m3 n& J9 P8 L' z6 N; A6 P' ~
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He puzzled and puzzed till his puzzler was sore.% i7 N; ]# `+ Y* o- o
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.
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/ M8 Y% ?$ `: i- T2 XMaybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store.
6 X* U. \: j& B% c9 a+ o! j# IMaybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more!
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& G. t7 R9 ^, m+ ^4 D+ u$ dAnd what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say. m8 ?* t0 u+ b; N* D
That the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day!
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( X% y. z6 N/ Q$ I. P6 |' m# K, pAnd then the true meaning of Christmas came through,$ Y" Y2 z4 M- N' J% c0 A" u
And the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches, plus two!, O4 k3 b& j% A1 R
0 f" l6 h1 {5 {3 NAnd now that his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
/ t Q4 `# a7 t% Q; tHe whizzed with his load through the bright morning light$ e9 @" l _$ y, ]8 X5 i" L4 N! o
/ {$ \) [& R1 `1 ^7 aWith a smile to his soul, he descended Mount Crumpet
. o: E/ j4 P# G2 }+ z0 N. QCheerily blowing "Who! Who!" on his trumpet.
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% _ P* i* v" S; EHe road into Whoville. He brought back their toys.) b; }! W# q$ _5 e- o
He brought back their floof to the Who girls and boys.
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He brought back their snoof and their tringlers and fuzzles,
' C1 A6 X! @8 Q2 R$ gBrought back their pantookas, their dafflers and wuzzles.
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He brought everything back, all the food for the feast!
% [# E# x; a s) ~! T! fAnd he, he himself, the Grinch carved the roast beast! |
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