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附How the Grinch Stole Christmas!全文,有配图当然更有趣,可惜文件太大,只好贴上文字only:) p: [+ ] q. T9 ^- `! v( U' ~
) U* Q. H$ a/ l) S0 ^1 nEvery Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot
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The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!/ R1 C4 a0 p/ p8 x, L5 J8 @
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.3 ~0 Q+ L& l4 u' \" s, b
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It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
# Z8 @: W1 R" ~- }3 SIt could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.) e5 m& p" Q1 B) C e, U* w, Y
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But I think that the most likely reason of all
2 H. i4 I" f2 t/ qMay have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
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+ s# i5 c# ^' _1 Q$ VBut, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes,% c% ^$ S3 R/ X
He stood there on Christmas Eve hating the Whos,6 U6 o/ k4 d: {7 L' E L* f' \/ G
) p/ O' ], H" Z) X/ E3 K* Y- A7 c/ pStaring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown
# G! i. a2 X6 m: g1 c7 g3 M! D GAt the warm lighted windows below in their town,
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4 h, y& \0 J& a: zFor he knew every Who down in Whoville beneath
- q3 @* S+ h( a m: d( wWas busy now hanging a hollywho wreath.+ ]5 U( m* Q: J! F6 y* w
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"And they're hanging their stockings," he snarled with a sneer.
2 V# m* t7 X( T"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"; w% D( Z5 ^- I1 t
/ _' `( _; L1 @ K3 BThen he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,1 |4 b1 T) K1 V4 [
"I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming!
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For, tomorrow, I know all the Who girls and boys: S% m" ?0 z4 X! D! W
Will wake bright and early. They'll rush for their toys!
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And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
0 H" g% x' s0 ?: e l! n YThere's one thing I hate! All the NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! ?1 N1 A' ~5 ~4 O2 X
% O' Q+ _ i. Z2 k/ [: S- UAnd they'll shriek squeaks and squeals, racing 'round on their wheels.2 `/ Q2 n* q5 l2 }# f
They'll dance with jingtinglers tied onto their heels.7 n- n" ?3 F" N$ N/ @- f5 u2 Z# P
They'll blow their floofloovers. They'll bang their tartookas.
5 X7 J" u8 D j) }5 {They'll blow their whohoopers. They'll bang their gardookas.: R4 p& t9 q. ]: c c
They'll spin their trumtookas. They'll slam their slooslunkas.
7 F* x% J8 ]- {They'll beat their blumbloopas. They'll wham their whowonkas.# @. ]' e. Z$ \" i+ v5 q+ g* [" A/ t8 u
And they'll play noisy games like zoozittacarzay,
' w4 `3 b' G" ^) ?2 q1 Z/ LA roller-skate type of lacrosse and croquet!
2 G2 u+ R2 B+ t+ u0 x; s2 ?8 tAnd then they'll make ear-splitting noises galooks
7 R+ q" o; s3 e& B5 P7 `2 Y9 ]6 bOn their great big electro whocarnio flooks!
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5 |/ f# S% E5 X* Z" fThen the Whos, young and old, will sit down to a feast.$ i# ^( k7 H" e* I
And they'll feast! And they'll feast! And they'll FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
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3 K* Q' Y7 c1 H( w. s5 K! W h) V9 w' EThey'll feast on Who pudding, and rare Who roast beast,! y$ K) ]2 b3 k% V, x; R6 Q& B
Raw roast beast is a feast I can't stand in the least!
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And then they'll do something I hate most of all!& }/ h8 v1 b: B% [, P) Q4 |
Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
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) p- E5 d- V; o' E; p0 i! v( {3 ?9 @They'll stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.5 Q$ V3 D, ]/ k1 J( g( ~1 H
They'll stand hand-in-hand, and those Whos will start singing!", |0 A9 W9 J9 I8 F) f/ T: M
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Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays
+ ]5 S8 X; T8 o9 p, }Welcome Christmas! Come this way* G m; H+ @$ q/ Q
Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays& D+ W' ~5 v0 f
Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day- i; m* A( p9 m; {6 U/ v1 z
# d3 s% c5 v7 }% FWelcome, welcome, fahoo ramus$ O% m" m; l% ~2 S
Welcome, welcome, dahoo damus
8 R/ {; L* I+ R' v% ^+ {; lChristmas Day is in our grasp. x7 H; z/ o" t& i# r- L5 N: @' Z
So long as we have hands to clasp# N! X. J" ~! n- G' l6 P( F5 F
& y5 J" p! M6 P- ^0 f) k' \Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays...7 W. S0 d3 B& y$ Z7 V
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& j8 k) V8 s0 d3 v9 \4 f"And they'll sing! And they'll sing! And they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!"
8 a) E5 W! [! C9 w" s. z" b8 \And the more the Grinch thought of this Who Christmas Sing,8 T) _' Q: y" o, i# b3 a
The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole thing!* H: E& S8 r0 q) Q/ [$ I y# K
) N: q$ [& y- I1 `- @Why for fifty-three years I've put up with it now!+ x w: @+ e% n& I' }* s7 d: e
I must stop Christmas from coming! But how?"( W7 ?' s; j/ Q) m
+ F- O" \; }/ E% w% H' R2 YThen he got an idea! An awful idea!
% L! o$ M" P. O/ p8 cThe Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea!
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"I know just what to do!" The Grinch laughed in his throat.
% t5 H! M4 i" Y- r. s"I'll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat."+ M5 q0 b2 P3 R8 N) p
6 F; n+ j9 J& g, x$ l& JAnd he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great grinchy trick!6 ]7 H# z1 p6 I! G) y
With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!"
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& ]: E2 k1 {! t; Y) \* yYou're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.
9 x( D1 N$ ~* p yYou're as cuddly as a cactus. You're as charming as an eel.$ Y! ?2 e& O+ m
Mr. Grinch! You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!1 N4 r1 p A0 d3 `+ `5 R0 U
: D3 K2 U# Y# ]. f) uYou're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole.( _3 V; b: U$ |3 r) U; O0 V
Your brain is full of spiders. You've got garlic in your soul.
" e6 a0 l( }7 | s+ u! H4 QMr. Grinch! I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!8 D$ }/ [7 p3 m; s) [$ `1 G' k
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# r8 T6 u% U/ r"All I need is a reindeer." The Grinch looked around.
) P5 X# m* Y% y* B3 n y1 {7 BBut since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
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0 e" S8 n& A- |, pDid that stop the Grinch? Hah! The Grinch simply said,
+ x( `0 ]3 V* ^"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
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So he took his dog Max, and he took some black thread.
- S3 l* n. v$ L+ p4 S+ B* sAnd he tied a big horn on top of his head.
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9 r/ E+ R; m- C" R/ UThen he loaded some bags and some old empty sacks
' O$ M1 o" Q+ O" C6 Y) x7 COn a ramshackle sleigh and he whistled for Max." `7 D9 K' ]/ l" x7 p8 N8 Z
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Then the Grinch said "Giddyap!" and the sleigh started down
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% S, j) I1 }) eAll their windows were dark. No one knew he was there.% a2 H+ t* e' s/ n- x/ x9 e, D
All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care
! ^3 |8 {' @0 ^# X3 F" c5 QWhen he came to the first little house of the square.
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3 u: `8 Z4 h/ D% m3 a"This is stop number one," the old Grinchy Claus hissed,
& c, y0 K# L2 e+ GAs he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
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9 E0 M6 I& r7 e( _% KThen he slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch.! L- |+ ^+ R! g$ H, V% K. J P1 A+ h" J
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
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0 I1 J% {7 [6 A& y; e/ ~& r) QHe got stuck only once, for a minute or two.
; V v6 R7 h; ~2 b) B: Q: KThen he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue" A. g% D6 K1 _
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Where the little Who stockings hung all in a row.( @+ {# L' @+ J9 a+ I1 D7 }: p l
"These stockings," he grinched, "are the first things to go!"% @3 X2 ]7 H& l
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Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,$ K u" l( ]( A: e9 a/ [+ c- K
Around the whole room, and he took every present!
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Pop guns, pampoogas, pantookas, and drums!; N: v8 ?4 Z' e) H. W
Checkerboards, bizilbigs, popcorn, and plums!
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And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly,
$ F/ x2 s5 O4 }0 CStuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney.# G) ~* Y% { z* V3 u
t0 S+ R& J% C5 O8 Y9 `You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile.
T, S' T% C& {# qYou have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.
/ K) q( q- ]- O5 R; }, T; H8 L6 f' QMr. Grinch! Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!& W3 {' ?) L- d/ q
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You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You're the king of sinful sots.
; @6 ~: N$ o- q1 L9 d+ xYour heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots.5 c8 Z1 D6 \8 O Y/ N
Mr. Grinch! You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
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Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the Whos' feast!0 B7 O0 C( a) U7 p& L
He took the Who pudding! He took the roast beast!# Y" d! a) ~! i: c; B) L e
% v9 b0 e% `6 _' s( DHe cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.
. V7 [( H6 Q1 w( m) [Why, that Grinch even took the last can of Who hash!
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9 J- K" z8 X8 n/ HThen he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.: S0 {( C' ?5 E* x) v" @% W
"Now," grinned the Grinch, "I will stuff up the tree!"# N3 {! E+ G6 m! b }
2 l9 n9 ^3 q5 ~( H9 _# ^As the Grinch took the tree, as he started to shove,! O/ n4 Z9 x z' W' n" }% Y, j0 K7 R; I s
He heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.; X) {, l) u0 v q, V( a' L
5 l5 }! i K0 L6 E" fHe turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!- m+ t6 w* w# {' I0 r
Little Cindy-Lou Who, who was no more than two.
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She stared at the Grinch and said, "Santy Claus, why,
h: S! T4 ?4 N3 h9 SWhy are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?"6 h4 B- |, J ?- q% n" `
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But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick,) h, k1 Z8 W1 \' z6 ?2 k! Q6 T
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
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"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
3 U4 b9 o2 o5 G3 ~- t+ @8 _"There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side.
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So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
, t" l* N/ [5 n# RI'll fix it up there, then I'll bring it back here."
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4 _$ S; R( \: H/ A- B1 B( aAnd his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head,
! p$ q1 G6 N7 K5 YAnd he got her a drink, and he sent her to bed.6 e4 X% G' d# P) }+ O
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And when Cindy-Lou Who was in bed with her cup,- I4 ^1 [. {& u! W8 O5 z# g+ ]1 a: X
He crupt to the chimney and stuffed the tree up!6 L, j8 ~" B: y0 N/ M j; h
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Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar.
* a1 H$ P. p; n' cAnd the last thing he took was the log for their fire.! Z! u0 A. E$ f! n" T1 d5 s
On their walls he left nothing but hooks and some wire.
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+ ?' a9 b; A" u+ i) M6 MAnd the one speck of food that he left in the house' M( e! u4 [4 r) Q- j( M
Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.8 B) j% K1 w. {3 r5 |$ U
1 k; D4 U* B# ]0 ~Then he did the same thing to the other Whos' houses,
2 D1 t2 c, M* F8 L% c* o+ rLeaving crumbs much too small for the other Whos' mouses!% p3 O5 _/ z' H# l! x
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You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, with a nauseous super "naus"!! H9 L' T G% p# {/ P3 H' Q7 D0 F
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss.7 \+ G2 O' |/ Q
Mr. Grinch! Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!9 B. a- y$ K& Q+ g8 k% `
& L7 ]# L% o' I& I, u/ f' PYou're a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You're a nasty-wasty skunk.
1 E0 h- U, q6 ]4 |1 [- BYour heart is full of unwashed socks. Your soul is full of gunk.
, m1 B3 W# e. p0 v! l$ b/ n$ [' w9 @Mr. Grinch! The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!
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It was quarter of dawn. All the Whos still a-bed,( I, L* P% U! s8 T
All the Whos still a-snooze, when he packed up his sled,
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Packed it up with their presents, their ribbons, their wrappings,
% k$ |5 N/ \; T2 k# J0 J( b6 H4 X+ kTheir snoof and their fuzzles, their tringlers and trappings!0 r( V, F. R* i; f, l! d
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Ten thousand feet up, up the side of Mount Crumpet,& s/ g0 _# [( H+ t
He rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it!6 B* ^% F0 @3 G% W/ i( j7 v
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"Pooh-pooh to the Whos!" he was grinchily humming.
9 c5 {+ t" ~& a"They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!
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They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!7 t0 ~: e1 m9 y6 j5 w
Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
8 y! O) A- d& M1 LThen the Whos down in Whoville will all cry boo-hoo!
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That's a noise," grinned the Grinch, "that I simply must hear!"9 l- M" i# y" B' `6 I# l
He paused, and the Grinch put a hand to his ear.
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And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
4 b: C6 @! ^) TIt started in low, then it started to grow.
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6 V8 V# V. C2 QFahoo forays, dahoo dorays
" v) n# B9 I9 O9 O! d$ ?Welcome Christmas! Come this way7 C/ T6 I2 e. B5 n/ Z, C
Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays
0 _: m0 K2 _9 J" V- }5 a+ k7 b. B" LWelcome Christmas, Christmas Day
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5 A4 G u% G1 j9 d# P$ HWelcome, welcome, fahoo ramus1 Z2 E& x1 d+ `( p1 l2 o# Y
Welcome, welcome, dahoo damus' I; B4 X8 Z& |) y: [) P
Christmas Day is in our grasp
+ ~. S# a1 m% x v* P" O' `So long as we have hands to clasp
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+ u3 V' ^( C6 {/ x* c1 a6 wBut this sound wasn't sad!
0 ~6 f! J" {0 m/ \7 W+ @Why, this sound sounded glad!
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2 u) x3 d$ O7 t, Y# V, rEvery Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
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He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming! It came!
7 C2 s$ I* Q aSomehow or other, it came just the same!
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v% x0 u3 Y- o L) k0 g' a: x& vAnd the Grinch, with his grinch feet ice-cold in the snow,
2 v: X, k8 e* w/ L; k) b: f hStood puzzling and puzzling. "How could it be so?) o2 q( k, ?3 S5 r: L& c
8 {& `" K4 g1 JIt came without ribbons! It came without tags!9 g/ N$ {* q- [2 v) V" ^' f" M
It came without packages, boxes, or bags!"" w Y, V2 H3 ]) T7 ]" F9 m# {6 s
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He puzzled and puzzed till his puzzler was sore.
# A2 d2 u5 X* O' w3 W; S$ w `Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.3 @# m8 E8 h% r o
) \8 ]; O3 u$ P( O$ BMaybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store.; c$ E# d5 l& Y B
Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more!
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And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say9 N0 O1 B) {. v6 H1 V
That the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day!
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! X$ |: A/ z" cAnd then the true meaning of Christmas came through,0 ]# t) {' z$ B% |6 y$ K6 B
And the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches, plus two!( H7 o; x1 g3 L4 I, B( C. F
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And now that his heart didn't feel quite so tight,$ r, q; p9 G" V. A5 g, P' |
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light
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! W* }' P# x0 C6 Y! [; WWith a smile to his soul, he descended Mount Crumpet. b+ {1 ?$ Q0 k) ]+ W
Cheerily blowing "Who! Who!" on his trumpet.' ^$ I# p7 J7 _. Z
2 y4 {: ^' T# w. {- [He road into Whoville. He brought back their toys.
! s3 ?) @/ R) k% PHe brought back their floof to the Who girls and boys.; {/ n% c% Q: ]( N9 }
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He brought back their snoof and their tringlers and fuzzles,) b5 s0 L' i* f
Brought back their pantookas, their dafflers and wuzzles.
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He brought everything back, all the food for the feast!+ N% r3 b* V9 ~9 u/ O+ |1 U
And he, he himself, the Grinch carved the roast beast! |
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