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附How the Grinch Stole Christmas!全文,有配图当然更有趣,可惜文件太大,只好贴上文字only:
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Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot
9 `9 ?7 E: Q0 G* cBut the Grinch who lived just North of Whoville did not!: q0 A+ F( t' s# z! c+ t' B
2 ~6 E0 A r! E6 yThe Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
5 B, T3 p5 y( s' T; T* hNow, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.2 P. x! j+ r3 l: P8 S: g/ G) d
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It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
: z8 T1 d# D8 @( U" T- f$ zIt could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.6 |! [$ @4 V4 R, U' m& O1 [
0 d4 q# Q! t1 t9 e* j# uBut I think that the most likely reason of all5 o x4 B1 W! `( h8 U/ B8 X" ~
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
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But, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes,# V3 O; j3 p4 K( g- H: W" Z
He stood there on Christmas Eve hating the Whos,
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, [* h. m2 f' x) z) bStaring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown6 I- j3 D' z# Q( C2 i
At the warm lighted windows below in their town,
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@+ g& E0 @( B( M+ V/ m8 tFor he knew every Who down in Whoville beneath
/ W3 r3 A! [) S/ `4 VWas busy now hanging a hollywho wreath.% Y+ `. |0 c7 O0 r! t- \9 T
# j4 J" }2 P" [2 b) {) }"And they're hanging their stockings," he snarled with a sneer.3 f6 i& w) ]/ G, J) f# O, e" u
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"' T/ Y2 L/ V( ?: E# n2 w; z" T! M
2 f( F) w* b$ t& q, AThen he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,. X' i4 S1 H, }) d. N
"I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming!% b7 w' }& n4 F# R- H
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For, tomorrow, I know all the Who girls and boys) z! R8 V9 c! W$ K5 Z. g8 n
Will wake bright and early. They'll rush for their toys!
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# g3 p' Q$ y3 c/ f: g0 O3 iAnd then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
1 I! f o4 Y2 s7 J0 [7 j2 iThere's one thing I hate! All the NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!! \0 L, u6 F' [( r
" m. M7 Q2 N! c, O( VAnd they'll shriek squeaks and squeals, racing 'round on their wheels.* A; Y- o5 P2 c- u$ x1 F) d" |: A# ~
They'll dance with jingtinglers tied onto their heels.
$ O) v* B/ L1 G* N4 DThey'll blow their floofloovers. They'll bang their tartookas.
1 G! A: @8 A9 x3 [& f [They'll blow their whohoopers. They'll bang their gardookas.- L3 `* Y, S4 I" r! b; {
They'll spin their trumtookas. They'll slam their slooslunkas.1 J5 i W& I- _4 `. V5 |3 \* D
They'll beat their blumbloopas. They'll wham their whowonkas.
c& T p) O T# hAnd they'll play noisy games like zoozittacarzay,
- ?4 d, m! N9 V8 a" L" ZA roller-skate type of lacrosse and croquet!0 \0 S/ ]) N+ k1 j3 c; [
And then they'll make ear-splitting noises galooks4 j" \) a1 U) L* D
On their great big electro whocarnio flooks!+ P4 R* ?+ F2 L5 U
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Then the Whos, young and old, will sit down to a feast.
5 F7 W' o P v8 b0 QAnd they'll feast! And they'll feast! And they'll FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!& F' b, q8 }! x T" V" s: C
8 H9 s1 r2 c- X) C1 k' M: R( sThey'll feast on Who pudding, and rare Who roast beast,1 W4 D( \/ i+ V( K6 W
Raw roast beast is a feast I can't stand in the least!8 h- ]6 a6 T, C: M! E
" F6 ?- Z" N/ [1 L- t# C: @And then they'll do something I hate most of all!
% K0 j8 j: B8 W: w9 JEvery Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
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" [+ Y2 \) A, YThey'll stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.! A& C- x" r* \1 w
They'll stand hand-in-hand, and those Whos will start singing!"( a" e; h' A3 k2 O- P# P; `0 ^
) z! S0 F& N# n. t" Q' l3 m. [- oFahoo forays, dahoo dorays; v4 B- i4 f+ [5 U; }( ^
Welcome Christmas! Come this way
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! _2 @# o6 ?) E1 `, MWelcome Christmas, Christmas Day! D' L4 i0 o# ~' |+ ]" v$ D
) ?; }8 d" U. N3 N+ ^* q9 tWelcome, welcome, fahoo ramus$ A6 Z( C* m& k) e+ |; x7 T
Welcome, welcome, dahoo damus
5 B- u" o$ X0 Z9 z& qChristmas Day is in our grasp$ y7 x: Z: S% i. y# y, i1 @
So long as we have hands to clasp. p, J" `* ]; y. T$ F X
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Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays...' F' T1 c- D4 F, o1 B" u4 h% ~3 H* w7 I
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"And they'll sing! And they'll sing! And they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!"7 [3 l$ |% H7 q( i, M4 }
And the more the Grinch thought of this Who Christmas Sing,5 h- S) `$ X- R, ?" }; u; e
The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
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3 u5 L2 i& y4 A6 y9 _1 a( kWhy for fifty-three years I've put up with it now!# w& w) d' G% p0 K0 q! |
I must stop Christmas from coming! But how?"
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Then he got an idea! An awful idea!8 \" a( p3 v- t$ B# |% {
The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea!
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8 A. L# |9 {7 A: e0 D, [" n"I know just what to do!" The Grinch laughed in his throat.
% D2 @% g( {2 N7 `1 C"I'll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat."9 c. \1 C- g, O- V4 s, \/ o
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And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great grinchy trick!
( b6 f5 Z4 j9 I0 PWith this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!"
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3 h6 V, M; x+ I( Q4 N# u7 o/ KYou're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.; A( _6 t/ M/ H5 q! d
You're as cuddly as a cactus. You're as charming as an eel.
0 G3 S( W& _% |3 HMr. Grinch! You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!- z9 F1 W% t V: L5 q( O7 L
2 M& l1 O" H$ r9 r1 }& JYou're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole.
3 n4 z% n& l. C6 f) ^& l( c/ NYour brain is full of spiders. You've got garlic in your soul.3 ~! z7 u8 m& Q* Y4 d
Mr. Grinch! I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!- R( V# D* t# L" J0 x# _" S
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"All I need is a reindeer." The Grinch looked around.
# }: T2 s' ^1 j' T- XBut since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
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Did that stop the Grinch? Hah! The Grinch simply said,3 f I+ u/ R; W9 n! c/ N
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"/ f3 K$ B3 E' y: D6 @5 ^. F
0 P/ P6 ^; V6 D; [5 kSo he took his dog Max, and he took some black thread.
& s3 e+ v3 @4 p0 E! ]0 `$ q Z& dAnd he tied a big horn on top of his head.
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& p9 ~! K5 j7 J/ T# j5 jThen he loaded some bags and some old empty sacks7 k5 U6 Q& ?5 D0 X1 P- Q, d5 }2 M
On a ramshackle sleigh and he whistled for Max.) O8 W q3 c+ Q, y3 o0 G( a
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Then the Grinch said "Giddyap!" and the sleigh started down
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All their windows were dark. No one knew he was there.0 f& X$ Y. [+ t: [ X$ R; a
All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care
7 t3 q9 g- D9 X2 ~4 W- `& C5 ~When he came to the first little house of the square.3 D" _0 M, X5 B, B4 F" A! F0 O+ u
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"This is stop number one," the old Grinchy Claus hissed,# L5 A6 K/ J, k7 Q2 `8 |
As he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
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Then he slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch.
+ }9 W" Z, v- h- OBut if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.+ S/ z, E: J3 h9 P# T8 t9 a
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He got stuck only once, for a minute or two.2 Q5 K* x% P# @+ Z6 y
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
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) j" x2 h7 ^; u# p; `Where the little Who stockings hung all in a row.# ~ d- s2 M& P0 L0 [) r
"These stockings," he grinched, "are the first things to go!"' P" E9 x, g/ b3 r- H+ T1 L r
+ k6 `# Z/ E% `( ^: R) ?) B/ Q4 rThen he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,/ l5 E# }! i9 @0 ^! _
Around the whole room, and he took every present!
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Pop guns, pampoogas, pantookas, and drums!7 B* J) n$ E, p9 N+ b
Checkerboards, bizilbigs, popcorn, and plums!) ?5 `$ L; ?. \, X- y+ N% k
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And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly," J$ H: t1 k0 q$ m# g# E
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney.
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You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile.3 L; t# [) j* c6 I7 f: O) n/ l, X
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile./ _9 T% W7 k. t |: N- V1 k; I
Mr. Grinch! Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!" z; V1 p- t0 p3 k% p$ `) Z
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You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You're the king of sinful sots.* d& f, t$ \( l8 I
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots.
+ r3 p6 O7 ]; \ ^: r% ?+ ZMr. Grinch! You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
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E! g, f" B7 R& w4 HThen he slunk to the icebox. He took the Whos' feast!7 f' q$ j5 s: X! c; \; X1 p: v& G
He took the Who pudding! He took the roast beast!, J5 H' y/ v) D3 Z) g0 t' [
% e% r M3 q8 S* HHe cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.' e4 {$ H; S" K" y# l, d( }+ m4 a# F
Why, that Grinch even took the last can of Who hash!
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Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.7 Z5 k$ n9 V1 W% K5 [! w V
"Now," grinned the Grinch, "I will stuff up the tree!"5 q% t1 J9 }% x5 Z4 I
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As the Grinch took the tree, as he started to shove,9 e9 h" O. f- x9 l
He heard a small sound like the coo of a dove." N I4 P; N* f/ w
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He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!
T# j0 i2 A& T/ V* RLittle Cindy-Lou Who, who was no more than two.
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, D7 N- m2 L! m z; qShe stared at the Grinch and said, "Santy Claus, why,7 r# M+ I, F! V3 Q, y; ]
Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?"+ u) x. E5 ^( C' q& H
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But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick,
3 \2 o) h5 ?$ W- i* zHe thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!4 l% u, D; b+ }$ N0 @
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"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,- p9 { x/ q: T$ g L' S
"There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side.
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So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
# R) t0 |# w% }" d9 eI'll fix it up there, then I'll bring it back here."
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And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head,; l- I$ q* `. V4 s( C3 P$ P3 C
And he got her a drink, and he sent her to bed.
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And when Cindy-Lou Who was in bed with her cup,
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Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar.
& O( Y8 m8 O. `- A: rAnd the last thing he took was the log for their fire.
0 X, W6 X+ E% J& B( [: POn their walls he left nothing but hooks and some wire.$ `' V3 [! Q; m$ j2 k" P) |" P
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And the one speck of food that he left in the house, M G& u& x- f1 s& U1 i6 A- w
Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.( ?. b, a/ [+ u, @7 `4 o6 m
. R/ |$ x7 C' b1 t5 |Then he did the same thing to the other Whos' houses,
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You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, with a nauseous super "naus"!/ _7 Y6 y( I* d" a6 U; }) L: X- U
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss.0 ?* p: X8 P) R) _3 ]: e! {% i
Mr. Grinch! Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!2 f$ |# a! r. z, A8 y. v4 O
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You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You're a nasty-wasty skunk.) A: u4 I7 q: M7 U/ P) P& ~
Your heart is full of unwashed socks. Your soul is full of gunk.& ?1 e* H! E6 U* v) f) f4 x
Mr. Grinch! The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"! ^! L, N; Z+ h1 ~9 H
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7 W$ f& M2 x5 D- y, v5 h$ D3 I/ ]It was quarter of dawn. All the Whos still a-bed,# \% T; d# v% l# |1 o
All the Whos still a-snooze, when he packed up his sled,
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Packed it up with their presents, their ribbons, their wrappings,
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, \6 c$ `) s0 NTen thousand feet up, up the side of Mount Crumpet,, O$ I$ ]" f' q3 q
He rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it!
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"Pooh-pooh to the Whos!" he was grinchily humming. J E; j* Q# l: ]6 a$ O
"They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!+ c) A3 w+ Y% h) J! F; ~& H( u9 W
" D) Z4 @: t% V5 e' x& s( tThey're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!
. M9 ] V7 b- P4 tTheir mouths will hang open a minute or two& J# X( R5 W+ y. L
Then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry boo-hoo! M6 x$ u+ S8 p+ G
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That's a noise," grinned the Grinch, "that I simply must hear!"
7 [% c e6 i$ QHe paused, and the Grinch put a hand to his ear., b( z" w# ? z- x# J6 _ j t2 M
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And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.3 V- p6 g0 T, [0 Q+ u }( \+ V9 l4 [
It started in low, then it started to grow.
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Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays4 f) @: ?4 N/ B+ J# A1 h
Welcome Christmas! Come this way
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Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day
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2 N1 U, g0 }0 w# h' K8 |Welcome, welcome, fahoo ramus
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Christmas Day is in our grasp
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But this sound wasn't sad!
+ p# F& b6 M' R1 @: k/ aWhy, this sound sounded glad!, J; p, u! O) v. }
/ v4 \& Z8 ]/ H3 `& yEvery Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,) [6 T' O# j0 e Y9 w
Was singing without any presents at all!
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He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming! It came!
! V( N2 @5 F r! D4 p" iSomehow or other, it came just the same!
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2 B7 p, r2 ], c! d6 Q) DAnd the Grinch, with his grinch feet ice-cold in the snow,4 V+ G! m; O1 r
Stood puzzling and puzzling. "How could it be so?5 P; w/ i, [/ ~: e
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It came without ribbons! It came without tags!6 T" c- I0 c0 C7 O' A
It came without packages, boxes, or bags!"
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: R" S5 v J$ P& Z1 T3 f% n/ PHe puzzled and puzzed till his puzzler was sore.1 r( O' m0 Y2 ?
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.9 @) Z: u; s4 ^( z+ |* M
+ G/ w, J- T, K" [7 {Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store.; i w* b1 H! n6 w3 P, F! R
Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more!) Z# T; `% ]9 J- w O5 r1 g4 q
6 z# K& T# Z) D# i- A3 V" V8 wAnd what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say, S8 w9 Z, K$ ? Y" m
That the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day!
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& t O$ |$ ~' \% Q" b$ M S; JAnd then the true meaning of Christmas came through,
6 y& p8 {$ R+ g& c# S5 dAnd the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches, plus two!# k9 N2 a0 a# l7 H. B* U8 T
2 |% ^( a" s, k; p* q& ~And now that his heart didn't feel quite so tight,, }! _. } |5 h( F I E' E4 k
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light
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6 _7 X! A1 p. b8 v5 ?: x: Y2 IWith a smile to his soul, he descended Mount Crumpet8 Q; U! V# }+ z
Cheerily blowing "Who! Who!" on his trumpet.# | Y& q; ^4 q* P( y: S4 w* L% C- O
7 z" v, Z6 L( K! ~/ X. rHe road into Whoville. He brought back their toys.
: o! O) D# \7 Y' q0 iHe brought back their floof to the Who girls and boys.* `3 _# y6 F" ^0 M8 B
/ R x H1 ], Y5 g- OHe brought back their snoof and their tringlers and fuzzles,3 m% g- `+ b% q+ y6 [
Brought back their pantookas, their dafflers and wuzzles.3 b% n& U$ F7 R
& P+ j4 v6 z5 x, D5 b) t3 M5 zHe brought everything back, all the food for the feast!
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